Monday, June 24, 2013

Hello earthlings

Hello big people, I'm Arthur and at the moment I mostly like to sleep and drink the white stuff.


I was going to start this journal last week, but I had a terrible time of it. The Mummy, who is usually my favourite, deceived me. She took me to see a big person of the lady sort. She at first seemed nice enough, but turned out to be the worst big person I have come across to date. She stabbed me twice!!! Once in each leg. It hurt a lot and I did not feel myself again until two lots of outside darkness had passed.

I'm ok now though and so have begun the journal of my time here. 

Arthur


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