I have had an inkling for a while and last weekend, this hunch was confirmed...
I am a total 'babe'* magnet!
I can't help this and do you know what, it does have its drawbacks. Firstly, I thought my voice was high pitched, however, in comparison to a pack of excitable 'babes', I sound like Frank Bruno.
Secondly, these 'babes' clutch me close to their chest which whilst very cosy, is often accompanied by an overwhelmingly strong and sickly sweet odour - Yuck!
I do, however, think that I can put up with these drawbacks for a little longer.
So long, Arthur
*Please note that a 'Babe' is an aesthetically pleasing big person of the female variety. I have heard this word spoken by the Daddy and on the loud, colourful square which the Parents stare at regularly.
