I must have been on form today

Today I must have been on incredible form as I received an unprecedented amount of attention, smiles, cooing and laughing from random big people that I've never even met before.

Hurrah me!!

Arthur

The most alarming room I have yet looked upon

The more I see, the more I realise how strange the big people are. I don't know why, but they enter uncomfortable situations willingly.

Today, the Mummy took me into the most alarming room I have yet looked upon. There were two other big people present, dressed in scary robes, tending to numerous metal and plastic contraptions that surrounded a reclining seat.

To my amazement, the Mummy happily mounted the seat whilst merrily babbling to the robed ones in big people language. I tried to warn her about the apparent danger, but she looked at me obliviously and smiled.

I still cannot believe what I saw next - the robed ones inserted weapon like devices into her drinking hole. After a while of observing this, I couldn't take anymore - what if they were going to do this to me? I decided that I better speak up and let them know in no uncertain terms that I would not let this happen.

My outburst was successful and I think it even helped expedite the horrific procedure that the Mummy was undergoing. I expected her to show the robed ones her angry face, but she didn't. She arose contentedly & we left.

This has led me to two possible conclusions - either the big ones enjoy such antics, or that one of the devices inserted into her, inhibits the ability to remember.

Arthur

My First Family Party

Yesterday, the Mummy took me to a somewhat strange gathering of the big people. Collectively, they are apparently called Family. Am I really going to have to endure a life time of these?

I like the wrinkled up ones with large noses and so smile at them the most. They all adored me, of course. I'm not entirely sure that they all like each other though.

They chose to have this congregation in a white and flimsy makeshift room in the green space outside. The reasons for this are beyond me. It wasn't particularly satisfactory - cold, noisy and very wobbly due to the outside blowyness. I made my feelings of this known.

The best thing about the gathering was that it was a perfect opportunity for me to be cuddled for most of the day. There is only so much of looking directly up that I can take! I only had to make a little whimper and the Mummy would scoop me up. It did, however, all get a bit tiresome - being passed around and being made to pose for photos. 

Again, I made this known and I was glad to get home to some peace & quiet at the end of the day.

Arthur

Hello earthlings

Hello big people, I'm Arthur and at the moment I mostly like to sleep and drink the white stuff.

I was going to start this journal last week, but I had a terrible time of it. The Mummy, who is usually my favourite, deceived me. She took me to see a big person of the lady sort. She at first seemed nice enough, but turned out to be the worst big person I have come across to date. She stabbed me twice!!! Once in each leg. It hurt a lot and I did not feel myself again until two lots of outside darkness had passed.

I'm ok now though and so have begun the journal of my time here. 

Arthur